This is a long one. You can stop reading at any time and I'll not be the wiser:)
Walt (Escapee/workamper here at the RV park) runs an ATV tour company in his spare (!) time with his trusty sidekick, Pete. He says he has an extra ATV for a scheduled ride in the morning and did I want to go. Sure! Did I forget to ask what it really meant? Yes.
Be at my site at 7am, wear sturdy boots, long pants and layer up because it will be cold were my instructions. Did I forget to ask about tight fitting glasses, warm gloves, towel and bag to protect my camera, bandanna to tie around my mouth and nose . . . ? Yes. How about the fact I had never really ridden one of these? Fortunately, this ATV had an engine brake control where when I released the throttle it assisted in stopping me. I still don’t have the strength in my left hand to have used the hand brake quickly and there are no foot brakes. (Broken wrist with titanium plate/screws/pins from Feb. in Florida – if you don’t know the story, I’ll post about it later.)
Fortunately, Walt had a helmet with a full face shield – like it was going to keep the dust off my face! HA. Did I mention that Hatch, UT only gets 4” of rain each year? Dust is not the word to explain what was flying everywhere. Off we go up into the canyon for “our two-hour tour, our two-hour tour” – insert Gilligan’s Island theme song.
At first we were on back roads even though all not paved it was a very smooth ride even at 25-30 mph. Then we cross over through a field where it turns gravel. Still pretty smooth and fast. No major ruts or mini boulders in our way. Whoo Hoooo. Now, Walt stops and says we are going to be going slower because of the condition of the “trail” and the dust. Hmmmmmm . . . Oh, and Jody, when we head up the steep part of the climb, you’ll need to lean forward. WHAT?!?!
OK, the trail is narrower and the dust is everywhere. I’m 4th in line with Pete (and his radio and GPS) right behind me. It was getting hard to see with the dust and I had a hard time looking at the scenery (!) while watching the now rougher ride. I’m still not sure how the rocks get in the trail when there is no rushing water to carry them there.
We are gaining some altitude – literally with the climb into the canyon and my body off the seat with some of the uneven terrain starting full of ruts, potholes, branches, rocks & gravel. It occurs to me a little too late that this is why people take these things off road – DUH! Between blinking constantly trying to keep my contacts from permanently sticking to my eyes and wiping off the face shield it was getting adventurous. But I’m still smiling and whooo hoooing in my head. The jarring motion of the handlebars wasn’t very comfortable with my wrist so when I approached one of these “lift off” moments, I would release my left hand and kind of throw my arm into the air (not on purpose – from momentum). Then it dawns on me that from Pete’s perspective I’m a crazy ATV neophyte acting like she’s riding a bull and can only gain points as long as her arm is freely in the air! Was I imagining him yelling for me to keep both hands on the vehicle? Of course, then I’m laughing, inhaling even more dust. Note: just checked with Pete. He says I was leaving so much dust in his path he was lucky to catch a glimpse of my helmet. Whoops.
We round some bends and Walt stops to show us “The Nose Rock”. Pretty cool. Up we head in to a wooded area. Very pretty and very cold with not even the rising sun on us. The woods could have been in any one of the different states I’ve lived. Not much dust and easy to see ahead. It was so peaceful; I was ready to stop for a snack.
I look up as we are slowing down to notice the stream we were about to cross. That’s cool, about 18 inches deep, I like water, no problem – except there is a 2+ foot drop on each bank and it is only 3 feet wide!!! OK, so while I’m aiming over my handlebars to go down, I’m supposed to keep going so my front tires are headed back up while the back tires are headed down???? I’m certain that while I am somersaulting through the stream my ATV is continuing over my body. Oh yea, that can’t happen because when I release the throttle, it will stop and I’ll just crash back into it. Also, the grade is about 20% on the other side so you have to keep going so you can get up and out of the way. I will now admit if I thought I could have navigated the maze of trails, I might have turned around. I think the fact it came up so quickly I didn’t have a moment to be rational. Once again, I’m thinking that this is another one of those things ATV riders look for in a ride.
As we are again climbing, and the trail is narrowing – our fearless and undusty leader (Pete, you need to talk to him about this) is blazing through a herd of cattle!! Yes, a herd of cattle were happily grazing on either side of the trail until becoming surprised by our noisy pack. Several started pacing along side the trail snorting and changing direction faster than I would have given them credit. They are running between the first few riders and I’m envisioning disaster. I slowed (sorry Pete) mostly out of disbelief and half expecting one to hurdle over me since I’m on the smallest ATV. The last was moving along side of me matching my speed and all I could think of was my camera was protectively wrapped in a towel in the storage compartment nowhere within reach! Damn – another Kodak moment missed – the stream being the first.
Onward to a couple of scenic stops. I’m feeling more confidant and thinking how my son, Dan, would be so much better suited for this and would be rolling his eyes at me.
As we were climbing through the towering pine trees the light was beginning to shine through catching all the dust – it was shooting at such a sharp angle – it really was beautiful. I wanted to try to capture it with the camera, but didn’t want it covered with this fine, dry dust.
I guess I lost track of our assent until this one section when I just new I was going to be under Pete’s ATV when I flipped off the back. Ahhhhh ,THIS is where I’m supposed to lean forward. There were sharp turns, rough trail and I felt like we were going straight up. I nearly froze (not from temp for now it was about 60) but from the thought that suddenly dawned on me: what goes up, must come down!!! I would eventually need to follow this DOWN. Keep moving and keep breathing. That's the trail you see in the center of the picture.
One section of the trail felt like some of the switchback miner roads we took in New Mexico up into the ghost towns. It had a very steep drop off several hundred feet into no man’s land. Shouldn’t there be a class to attend or a license to know how to handle these things?
Way off in the distance and way down the mountain we could see the campground. That put our height into perspective.
We checked Pete’s GPS at the next stop: elevation 9081 ft. It was beautiful. Turn around time. We took a slightly different route back. No stream crossings, but still plenty of dust. I stopped a couple of times to take pictures and Pete waited patiently with me. When I started back up the last time, the group in front was so far ahead the dust had settled and they were nowhere in sight. The trail was visible and I took off. I mean really took off. I was smiling and flying along when it dawns on me . . . I turn around to see nothing but dust for a quarter of a mile! And no Pete. Oh man . . . sooooooo sorry Pete. I just wasn’t putting all of this together. Guess I was having so much fun I was lost in my own world.
The rest of the ride was uneventful as far as the story goes. We were gone almost 2 ½ hours and were still home early enough for breakfast – after a shower!! It was a great time. Bill was still trying to shake out my sweatshirt and jeans long after I was scrubbed clean. Thanks guys! I had a great time!
Whooooo hoooooo!
More pics from the Panguitch Balloon Festival and The HooDoo Chilli Cookoff which we visited today.
Happy Saturday - Glad you are home, Mo xoxoxo
Jody